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Six
Pounds of Sika.
By Andy Harris.
Rubicon
/ 'ru:bikon/ n. boundary; cross the Rubicon take action by
which one becomes committed to an enterprise. [Rubicon, river on
ancient frontier of Italy]
Obviously
the person at Oxford English Dictionaries hasn't visited the Peak
Districts' most salubrious climbing venue. Once the crag to be seen
at it now seems to go in and out of fashion like corduroy flares.
Situated next
to the picturesque Cressbrook Mill at the end of Water cum Jolly
valley, Rubicon Wall is one of the most famous limestone crags in
the Peak. It is also one of the last to seep, and all year round
climbing isn't unheard of. Never right it off, no matter what the
weathers doing in Sheffield. How to get there.
Tom Proctor
got the ball rolling in 1979 when he lurched up Rubicon roof. Who'd
have thought it would become the most popular 7a north of Portland?
The crag came of age in the early 80's when the likes of the Lee
brothers (Dominic and Daniel) and Big Ron put up the excellent but
sadly neglected White Bait, Jaws and Piranha. At about the time
when The Human League were at their most popular, historic routes
such as Caviar (8a+) and Zeke the Freak (8b) were being put up by
Tony Ryan and Ben Moon. It wasn't until 1997 that Jon Welford upped
the grade of the crag resulting in the Peaks' 2nd 8c+ which for
obvious reasons he called The Bastard.
Rubicon
is without doubt the most finger unfriendly crag in the UK. So why
is it so good? Well, for a start it's only 2 minutes walk from the
car (a must for the modern boulderer) and secondly it offers some
of the most fingery, body tension developing problems around. There's
nothing much on the Kudos wall below English 6c, so take some Ibuprofen,
warm up well, grit your teeth and start cranking. There's more pain
to be had here than at and S&M orgy. Cries of "Tape!" and "has anyone
seen my finger tip?" are common. You might also like to marvel at
the quantity of araldite, sika and car body filler holding the crag
together whilst you're there.
There
are 2 main bouldering areas at the crag. The first being the 3 tiered
bulge just below Rubicon roof which can indecently be done footless.
The second is The Kudos wall situated between Millers Tale and Water
Bailiff in the middle of the crag. It was here that that man Dominic
Lee put up the still tricky Bigger Splash in 1981 and the infamously
strong Tim Freeman did A Bigger Tail in 1985. First ascentionists
of the other problems and eliminates have been lost in the mists
of time but include the likes of Ben Moon, Jerry Moffatt, Tim Clifford
and the human coat hanger Matt Birch.

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